Shearing

When two sheeps scissor, its called shearing.

I was walking by the farm and I saw a couple of sheep shearing.

by TheDeathsticker November 1, 2013

spears

Having hard ass or pointy nipples that can be seen through clothing.

Ohhhh mann! You got some spears!

Its freezing outside. Wear some layers so those spears dont poke out.

by Dro aka spear boy January 12, 2011

Brittney Spears

Dirty slut who married white trash.

Brittney Spears married Kevin Federline.

by er*bear November 9, 2006

Alan Shearer Island

The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.

"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"

by Big Jock August 24, 2007

shear

A large penis. Usually belongs to an overdeveloped male of short stature. The uses for a shear include: "shearing", destruction, and scaring of 8th grade girls at Trevor's house.

Dude, did you see that Shear? It was insane!

by Alex Sklar's Twin May 25, 2004

sears

sears- a place where no upper managment gives a crap about there fellow assioates. Thay pass you over for promotion over and over agin even know you deserve it and that could care less this is bs. thay make stupid look smart.

im a more one sears

by anfiopndsivn June 23, 2010

sheash

main definition:
-one has fan fictions about Mikasa and a young girl that is ELEVEN
other definitions:
-tsundere

-likes jad

-isn't truthful with the person's self and lie to one's self a lot

-has problems with feeling

damn did u hear what alaa said yesterday he said "I had a sheash about an anime girl i like"

by Aat m8 May 23, 2021