shufflebutt

A government employee, particularly one who handles paperwork. Anyone possessing the speed & skills of a government employee. Refers to the speed & manner with which all government employees perform their daily tasks.

"Better figure three hours to get your drivers licence with those shufflebutts."

by aethernet September 29, 2006

iPlod Shuffle

The oblivious, zombielike walk characteristic of the public iPod user. The iPlod Shuffle is often observable in areas such as gyms, shopping malls and college campuses. Shufflers are distinguishable by vacant stares, open-mouthed breathing patterns and a tendency to consistently get in the way of timely transit.

There were so many iPlod Shuffles downtown today, it was like fucking Resident Evil.

by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010

Cincinnati Shuffle

When someone pisses you off so you proceed to dance around them punching them in the face with one hand, and eating a hot cream filled doughnut in the other.

William: “What is your problem?”
Billy: “You have done pissed me off, now I’m gonna give you the Cincinnati Shuffle!”

by NillyBelson April 25, 2020

iPod Shuffle

The act of visibly changing your walking speed or gait to match the tune currently playing on your iPod.

Some guy was doing the iPod shuffle on the way to work - one minute I was stepping on his heels, the next he was sprinting. In the end I had to punch him in the back of the head.

by I am Iron Man! July 2, 2009

Spunk Shuffle

when the lady shuffles to the toliet with her legs closed after sex to prevent the spunk dripping down her legs.

I had to do the spunk shuffle all the way down dorm hall last night. (she says)
His Mom caught me doing the Zoidberg last night. I could not look her in the eyes the next morning.

by Wolfgang Wolfbacon III January 22, 2007

Bardstown Shuffle

The Bardstown Shuffle is the act of receiving oral pleasure whilst enjoying your favorite video game and being fed pizza off the back by the lucky lady who has the honor of performing this illustrious act.

My girlfriend felt so bad for me since i broke my leg that she made it a point to stop by and honor me with the Bardstown Shuffle to cheer me up. Boy did it work!

by Hugh_G_Rection March 7, 2009

Turtlehead Shuffle

When you have to take a shit really bad, but are not near a toilet,in attempt to relive some of the pressure,carefully farting so that ony the gas escapes from the anus,going around the massive load of shit trying to exit you as well,usually resulting in the fart smelling just like the shit poking at you.by doing this you do run the risk of shitting your pants.

Ben- Dude you smell like shit

Sean-sorry dude,I have to take a massive shit and i am doing the Turtlehead Shuffle

Ben-Ok I will get off the freeway and get your rancid ass to a restroom before you shit your pants!

by cee jay 1634 January 18, 2010