The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.
I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....
by YAWA August 21, 2016

Something that may or may not be true about Shattered; real or imaginary. Commonly used amongst the popular running and drinking club the Hash House Harriers.
Shat Facts!
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches
B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair
A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches
B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair
A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.
by 8 Men In My Box LH3 June 15, 2016

by Peterfitzwell July 14, 2015

You: Hey what the were you just doing for an hour in the pisser?
Friend: Oh.. I um. Shat.
You: Sounds like fun lol.
Friend: Oh.. I um. Shat.
You: Sounds like fun lol.
by bamluva23 June 3, 2010

by amarie October 10, 2006

Shat-Lady;; Noun
A shat-lady is the person you tell everytime you take a shit,
either via facebook, text message, or direct phone call
A shat-lady is the person you tell everytime you take a shit,
either via facebook, text message, or direct phone call
by dailyyinsanity August 17, 2011
