Shat-in-absentia

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.

I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....

by YAWA August 21, 2016

shat facts

Something that may or may not be true about Shattered; real or imaginary. Commonly used amongst the popular running and drinking club the Hash House Harriers.

Shat Facts!
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches

B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair

A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.

by 8 Men In My Box LH3 June 15, 2016

Shat blaster

To release a smoke bomb it to public restroom and walk/run away

Just pulled a shat blaster in Wal-Mart's bathroom with a m1billion smoke bomb

by Peterfitzwell July 14, 2015

shat

short and fat aka Libby

Whos gives a shat? Libbys mum did!

by Libby February 1, 2005

shat

the proper way to dictate the already funny word "shitted"

You: Hey what the were you just doing for an hour in the pisser?
Friend: Oh.. I um. Shat.
You: Sounds like fun lol.

by bamluva23 June 3, 2010

shat

to be crunked upp as in drunk cause you drank too much.

"i was soo shat last night. i hooked up with liek 20 guys."

by amarie October 10, 2006

Shat-Lady

Shat-Lady;; Noun

A shat-lady is the person you tell everytime you take a shit,

either via facebook, text message, or direct phone call

E.X;;
Hey I Just Shat! Arent you proud of me? i just thought you should know shat-lady

by dailyyinsanity August 17, 2011