shats

short for 'shattered'

You: There was no more pizza at the canteen!
Me: Aww, shats for you

by gretel851 March 19, 2011

Shats

If two of the ugliest shoes made - Crocs and Uggs - had a love child.

Shats is just one letter away from shit.

See: Crocs (a few letters off crap), and Uggs (a few letters off ugly)

"SHATS! NEW!! Plus side: water resistant. Down side: May attract wild bears."

by Megizzleasaurus January 18, 2007

Shats

Short for Shatner, aka William Shatner.

"Was Shats in that?"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

SHATS

An acronym initially used by israeli soldiers, SHtok TSa-eer, meaning "shut up, youngster". It is used to tell a person who has less experience than you off.

"Wow , lifting this box is so hard!"
-"SHATS!"

by laliiii June 1, 2018

shats and gaggles

a fun way of saying shits and giggles which will add some humor into anything because its so random and awesome.

Megan: hurhurhur LILY IM BRINGING MY CAMERA ON MONDAAAY :DDDDD

Stephen: Dont let her take pictures of you! she said she will shik to them!

Lily: WE BETTER LOOK LIKE DELICIOUS DRAG QUEENS THEN. FOR SHATS AND GAGGLES.

by PromKingBch June 15, 2010

shats weak

a school appropriate way of saying, shit is weak like on grandmas boy, usually used sarcasticlly

track coach: how far did you throw the shotput today?
karl: 45 feet
me: shats weak!

by cameron cowger March 16, 2008

goose shats

to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.

he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.

by borWorm February 13, 2007