sharpie

a nickname for anyone with a last name that can sound like sharpie

Bob: Her last name is sharp what should i call her
Farnk: Sharpie

by urfriendlyneighborhhodsharpie April 28, 2019

sharpie dealer

A person who has 10 or more sharpies and gives them out if you ask. Sometime decorates them and also does fake tattoos.

Person 1: Hey, where did you go?
Person 2: I got a sharpie from my sharpie dealer.

by PasteurizedJuice February 4, 2020

Short sharpy

A quick beer with one of the boys

Greg said “Should we head next door for a short sharpy or what cob?”

by Rewzone July 15, 2021

Sharpie

Sharp card for a plan

Don't worry about following his direction I've got a sharpie to go by

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Pulling A Sharpie

Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.

You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".

Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"

Bro2: "Yer"

Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"

Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"

Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"

Bro2: "Faggot"

Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*

Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"

by Fuckface69 August 23, 2012

Sharpie Sauce

Sharpie Sauce:
Another name for the ink inside the sharpie

Michael: I’m gonna drink the sharpie Sauce!
Rich: what no! Why would you do that?
Michael: So I can get high faster!

by richislit September 14, 2019

Sharpie Shirt

A passedout drunk gets his/her chest and stromach area covered with a sharpie or other permanant marker.

"Is that a black under-shirt?"
"No, it's a Sharpie Shirt."
"You're fired."

by The Original Pfeiffer March 25, 2010