Shatner

taking a dump or having to take a dump. derives from the actor William Shatner

person 1: dude that beast burritos really getting to me.

person 2: yeah me too man... i'll be back, i gotta go take a shatner

by jorgie LIONHEART August 19, 2009

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Shatnered

New slang for "disrespect" (common current slang is "dis").

I saw William Shatner at a comedy club in Chicago and asked for his autograph. He rudely refused more than once--I was "Shatnered". (this is the origin)
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Leonard told Scotty his breath smelled like a rotten hemmoroid. He really "Shatnered him!

by Judi Malnar March 4, 2005

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William Shatner

A person who times his use of the restroom when the meal's bill arrives at the table, thereby removing himself from either having to pay or having to orgainize the bill. AKA Bill Shatner, Bill Shatter, Bill Shits

When the check arrived, John pulled the William Shatner and headed off to the bathroom in hopes he wouldn't have to chip in.

by RLPrice August 25, 2011

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sharberdie

I made this word up while in a stupid seizure, it's meaning has no boundaries, and it knows no limit. Also sharb, berdie, shar, sharb or die

"Sharberdie." Could mean anything.

by Tanner November 28, 2003

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Party Shatner

The height of unnecessary ridiculous; the proverbial cherry on top of the Unnecessary Cake.

This comes from William Shatner's famous Spoken Word version of Elton John's "Rocket Man", where he performs the song as three different Shatner personalities, the last of which is the "Party Shatner".

Did you see that episode of "To Catch a Predator" where they had a cop in full-body tree camoflage jump out of the bushes and tackle one of the pedophiles as he walked away? That cop was the Party Shatner.

by Armand Assantes Left Ventricle June 24, 2008

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