Shamblowski

The act of simultaneously having your hair shampooed and massaged with warm water while receiving a blow job.

I went to the spa today and got a shamblowski special.

by bushwhacaaaaaa November 9, 2009

Shabeerbath

The act of sitting down in the shower with an Ice Cold Beer.

Work blew today so before I went out drinking I took a Shabeerbath.

by MasterVoltron June 12, 2010

shabernacle

code for crystal meth, san francisco originated slang word.

"hey do you have a shabernacle?"

by robertpaulsen June 8, 2014

Shambate

When you can't find any lubricants/lotion to masturbate with, so you do it with shampoo. The next day you will discover your penis skin peeling off. Don't worry, once it's gone there is a fresh layer of skin underneath.

Jimmy came home from school, only to find that the previous day's pleasurable moment was not worth it. Not worth it at all. Jimmy had shambated.

by cloudfart November 24, 2014

shamblation

Complete and utter state of fucked up confusion commonly induced from drinking fireball whiskey paired with excessive sun and water sports.

Our boating trip ending in shamblations

Shamblation Cove, Lake Meade Nevada

by Millertime_1985 August 18, 2016

Shabebediopa

{Adjective}
When a person is being and idiot or retardation and forgets everything in a conversation or group

Brooo!! Stop being so shabebediopa, its really getting on my nerves.

by Grand dey November 16, 2017

Sambell

Pronounced: Sam-Bell, Sambell is the name of the mythical creature and global anomaly responsible for the disappearance of socks, typically, half a pair at a time. Sambell is a sub-deamon meaning that although he is a manifestation of negative energy (why he steals), he is rather harmless.

AKA: Sock Thief Ghost, The Sock Bandit, Stocking Stocker, the Sock Monster, Lint Goblin, etc.

Side Note: If you think about it, everyone has lost at least 1 pair of socks. Now lets do some math. If 8 billion people all have lost a pair of socks, shouldn't the streets be filled with nearly 8 billion socks, that's nearly 400,000,000lbs of socks that go missing...wtf?!

That damn Sambell stole my sock again!

by SpiritualLeader November 6, 2018