Shalln't

A contraction that uses the two words shall and not.

I shalln't go over there!
Jose said, "I shalln't be in a relationship with her if she cheats on me!"

by kenziebooyoo November 14, 2013

seek and ye shall find

A polite way of saying "Google it, you moron"

Person A: Where can I buy this game?

Person B: Seek, and ye shall find.

by Anon Y Mous September 1, 2005

this TWO shall pass

1) a statement of grunting determination when confronted with constipation, or
2) when times are tough, a shittier version of "this too shallpass".
Both to be accompanied by the following hand signals: This TWO (peace sign) shall pass (inverted peace sign). Hand signals can also be used with dropping (peace sign) a duece (inverted peace sign). Enjoy!

ME: Hey pal, I lost my job, my cat died and I haven't pooped in days.
YOU: Cheer up compadre, you know what they say! This TWO shall pass!

by starkasm November 6, 2009

Shallow Cooch

a vagina that does not go very deep; a vagina of a woman that signed the covenant

"Dang, that girl's so hot, she's got such a shallow cooch."

by Walter Bones June 27, 2005

shallotte

middle of nowhere in NC.. filled with tourists and residences wishing they were somewhere else

"where u going for summer?"

"Man, I'm staying in Shallotte!"

"sucks for you dude..."

by Jinxy June 12, 2008

or i shall taunt you a second time

The most threatening phrase that a Frenchman can utter without instantly surrendering to the sound of his own voice.

"Rahul stop punching that French guy repeatedly in the face or he shall taunt you a second time"

by boobs July 28, 2003

shalhoub

has nothing to do with the actor. he is a very respected man.a derogatory statementyou can use the word around adults and they have no idea you are making fun of them.

Did you see that john ziegler interview? yeah what a shalhoub.

by charliefnhodge1 March 6, 2009