Shitzer

Taking shower after taking a shit, an environmentally friendly procedure since the use of toilet paper will be eliminated.

Frat brother 1: Yo Chad hurry up we're going to be late for your initiation.
Frat brother 2: No worries bro he's coming out right after taking a shitzer.

by James McGlennen August 25, 2007

Seizure

When you see a flashing light and you're all like kfnsldjmthjfiremdhiufg,tufdhmyurtmfi, flopping on the floor uncontrollably like afish but it only happens to some people

Person 1: gyroudmhurfdumgrt
Person 2: Shit, they're having a seizure.

by Charuzu May 19, 2019

Keyboard Seizure

When an individual types gibberish on the keyboard when in a random mood.

Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "vifbikbviuabfvkhnsm bvhbvhbfvbf"
Girl: "WTF?"
Boy: "Sorry, just had a keyboard seizure"

by Roxy13grl January 3, 2011

Bieber Seizure

When one flips their hair in a Justin Bieber (gay) fashion.

Person 1: Flips hair lookin' faggoty

Person 2: Damn, you just had yourself a Bieber Seizure!

by ThePJCommitee November 16, 2010

shitzu

my dog "Buddy"

i have a shitzu

by Josh July 13, 2003

shitzen

when you are running real fast to the bathroom but let a little shit slide out.

"Holy god! I just had to shitzen, and it's not my fault! Damn you Drew Carrey!"

by T-Bass January 4, 2008

Sitzkreig

Describes the behaviour of German tourists who arise at the crack of dawn on holiday or vacation to rush down to the pool or beach in order to reserve a lounge chair for themselves.

Because of the Sitzkreig down at the beach, the non-German tourists were forced to lay on their towels or blankets.

by Tom de Plume July 30, 2009