seaweed

smoking weed on a boat

"we had some mad crazy seaweed going on last night at that yacht party."

by mahhhhhahaha August 30, 2007

Gagging on Seaweed

It happened to SpongeBob when he tasted seaweed, in an attempt to live with the jellyfish.

SpongeBob gagged on seaweed.

by Master Tonberry March 4, 2005

seaweed me

The act of putting seaweed on a dick as a condom.

Hey bb seaweed me

by It's a no from me dawg July 22, 2017

The Seaweed

A chillaxed hand movement where your wrist moves back and forth, similar to a blade of grass in the ocean. It takes a certain skill to master the seaweed. It's useful for choreographing and spicing up dances, regardless of the style or genre of music. The seaweed is versatile, it fits in anywhere.

Betty: Geez...I'm stumped choreographing this dance....what step should I put in next?

Don: Well that's a no brainer....the Seaweed....DUH!

by lggooo go go July 4, 2008

Seaweed Brain

Sex term used when two best friends are both in relationships; however, they definitely fucked in a closet one time. One probably has had red hair at some point in their life.

"My two best friends are for sure Seaweed Brains" spoken by a very intelligent and charismatic man who is named after an angel from the bible... probably.

by Gazil Backstreet February 16, 2022

seaweed

Seaweeds are those who 'go with the flow' and 'sway with the wave'. They're clueless people who go along with what a crowd believes/says/does, like seaweed swaying with the waves of the sea.

Ken: Hm, I think I'll go buy a new shaver.
Barbie: Oh my gosh! Me too!
Ken: I think I'll go buy the new packs of jumbo condoms. My friend says they're high quality.
Barbie: I totally know what he's talking about! I was thinking of buying them too!
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Ken: I have a problem.. my girl agrees with everything I say...
Friend: What a seaweed..

by Courtesty September 1, 2008

seaweed

(1) item which classy males from albania offer to American ladies in leiu of flowers or pulchritudinous gifts of value in order to provide something to "remember them by"; (2) garment of choice for the incomparable Swamp Thing

Becky will never forget the time she went to the beach with Alaire and an Albanian guy gave her some seaweed.

by smitdoggthedoggpoundandthefablulousgrammatiks December 14, 2003