Mr. Scruffles

A stuffed bunny that lives in my room...

Mr. SCRUFFLES!!!! I told you not to look at me while im jacking off!

by Can 0 S0up October 4, 2008

scruffies

when a man does not have a full looking beard or mustache, but has more than a 5'o'clock shadow.

That guy is so hot! I just don't know how he always has scruffies.

by nativepride2010 August 3, 2007

Scruffy J

The act of grabbing another unsuspecting person's testicles from behind and ripping them towards you, usually resulting in a loss of pubic hair.

*Twunny gives Birdman a Scruffy J*
Birdman: OUCH!!


Twunny: Dude, I just gave Birdman the biggest Scruffy J ever!
Hoppy: Yeah now you might wanna think about cleaning the pubes out of your hand

by thehoppinator March 16, 2009

Scruffocate

-To prevent the respiration of a human being by suffocating them with a big, stretchy, sweaty scrotum.

-Suffocation by use of a scrotum

I will scruffocate you if you don't stop talking.

by n00bsauce2010 June 14, 2011

Scruffington

A portmanteau nickname given by Pirates of the Caribbean fans to James Norrington in 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest'. Coupling of 'scuffy' and 'Norrington'.

Can also refer to a male character who, while once quite clean, devolves into a 'scruffy' look. Said character is usually from a story set in a past time period, but doesn't always have to be.

Damn, I didn't notice him in his powdered wig in the first movie, but now Scruffington is really hot!

by Aleitheia December 19, 2013

Schofflering

Schofflering is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"

He started schofflering me so i left

by Flaresplitz August 26, 2014

Scrufflord

Anyone who self identifies as a Femboy and/or a Furry

"Kyle I am a Scrufflord. I've always known bill, I've always known"

by I_Love_Fat_Corn_Nutz December 19, 2022