scruff dive

Giving head and munching a mans private area.

Jill: Did you give him head last night?
Tim: No, I am NOT a scruff diver!
Jill: A scruff diver?
Tim: It is the gay version of muff diving!
Jill: That's what she said...

by Twin5098 March 22, 2008

Scarffle

The gurgle sound in the esophogus before air expells from the throat. Sometimes results in a burp.

Did you hear that? I scarffled..

by Peanutbrittlefart August 14, 2010

Scaffy

Something which is unpleasant to look at or which is falling apart.

1) That jumper is getting a bit scaffy, better not ear it for a job interview.

2) Your bathroom is right scaffy by the way, better clean it soon.

by minichessemouse March 22, 2010

scaffbag

One who is of questionable cleanliness. Alternatively may be used to indicate that someone is a bit crazy. May be abbreviated to "scaff".

The origin of the word is unknown, as it was overheard on a Scottish train by a group of neds, as they parleyed insults with each.

After much debate, it was decided that the word probably relates to a bin bag, with "scaff" being a slang term for rubbish/dirt, and a "bag" being a common receptical for objects.

Not to be confused with "Scaftag", an advertisement medium associated with scaffolding.

Ned 1- "Ah'm pure gonnae bang Johnny"
Ned 2- "Haw, you're a pure mad scaffbag by the way"

"I say, that scaffbag is stealing my car!"

by Paisley_Scaff May 31, 2006

spraff

Noise made when a lemon impacts an eye socket at high velocity.

As he looked up, a yello citrus fruit smashed him in the eye with a huge
"spraff!"

by Neville August 26, 2004

Scaffle

To steal a small or insignificant object, or to steal something that belongs to someone who will not care upon discovering that the object was stolen. The definition denotes theft, but maybe not morally wrong theft.

"I scaffled a donut from Bob, he had too many to eat anyway."

"Fred scaffled that half-empty can of spray paint."

by Samolio January 27, 2006

Scruff app

compound noun

A social app available both on iPhone and Android devices for gay men from all over the world.

It enables the user to communicate with other gay men, be it bears, furred, uniformed, jocks, geeks etc.

It as has an implemented chat function that allows you to send pictures, you can woof at users that you like and you can see who visited your profile.

Best app for geoexhibitionists, you can check-in at your current location and browse profiles of nearby guys or simply browse globally.

The Scruff app is the largest social gay app on both iPhone AND Android.

by BEARserker January 23, 2011