smoping

When you accidentally get a gender change.

I went to the doctor for a check up and instead got a smoping.

by Harry roundobjectbag December 4, 2017

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

Scooping Cookies

The occasional grab and squeeze of a man's testicles in a loving and gentle way.

She always scooping cookies when we cooking in the kitchen.

When we in da club and she scooping cookies you know she want that D.

by PokerBabeBoss July 3, 2018

Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018

Scopin

When you focused on one thing and don’t see anything else (like a telescope).

That hoe be scopin my boi!

by Nattiesdoroll March 6, 2019

Scooping

In a game of cards such as Magic the Gathering or other when a player gives up and grabs (scoops up) all thier cards hastily leaving; this is known as "scooping."

I won rhe match because he had no hope so he scooped.

I'm so close to winning at 30 points, there is no hope for him at only 2 points left, I know this dude is thinking of scooping right now.

by ElsyWave November 27, 2019

Scoring headers

Very Tired or sleepy. The action footballers make when they score headers. The nod down to head the ball into the net. Similar to nodding asleep on a train.

I’m going to bed, I’ve been scoring headers on the couch.

by Irish Gav July 5, 2021