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Sconed

when you are tremendously hurt or bitter about a break-up or an ex, when you just haven't moved on yet
girl: i fucken hate Sam i cant believe he cheated on me with Zintle, I'm actually sconed i wont lie
other girl: welcome to the sconed squad!!!
by Xeeeeeeeeee August 18, 2021
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Scone

Me: This cookie is too soft :O
Person: Have a scone
Me: Whats a scone
Person: A hard cookie
by Hercules girl June 26, 2019
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Scone

The act of shaping your shit into a scone and giving it you your partner. Then making them vomit it up right into a funnel. The funnel then goes in your ass and you absorb the shit. Taking it like a god.
dayum. That girl so getting a scone
by fucking lesbian ass hoe January 8, 2020
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Scone

Sean told his wife he was meeting Isaac for coffee and "scones"
by Corock July 29, 2015
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scone box

A semi-British term, for ones cranium
Ouch Charlie, you hit scone box!
by Chocolate thunda June 21, 2017
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Rooster Scone

When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.
Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.
by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022
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Scone

A sweet biscuit, as in lady bits. AKA pussy or vag.
Hey baby you wanna taste of this scone? Sure do because that's one sweet biscuit.
by trexy69 June 24, 2016
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