schmag

The rag used to clean off your penis after you bone a chick on her period.

Damn, I finished boning her but I couldn't find my schmag, I think I pushed it too far under the bed.

by SolidStank June 18, 2003

Scamache

A man who wears gold chains, shirts unbuttoned far too low, drives a car he can not afford and believes that all these things make him an amazing person. A scamache is extremely full of himself and generally sleazy. A pinky ring or any excessive amounts of man jewelry is a dead give away. In some areas of the country, they are referred to as a "guito".

Oh my gosh, some guy just fed me some corny line and said that if I slept with him he'd take me for a ride in his Corvette.

Ew, what a scamache.

by disaffected young woman May 2, 2006

schmaaa!!!

A person that grates on one's nerves due to their ridiculously annoying voice, infuriating physical presence and/or loud, boisterous demeanor.

Listen to the way Suzy Kolber delivers her sideline reports. The way she contorts her face coupled with her nasally voice makes her seem like the biggest schmaaa!!!

by Ragenald December 31, 2007

SCHMAGGET

A person who is a faggot and looks super gay.

guy 1: YOUR A SCHMAGGET!
guy2: schmaggot?
guys 1: NO SCHMAGGET!

guy 2: WHAT?!?!?!?!
guy 1: your a faggot and look super gay.

by JoHutch March 2, 2010

Schmaked

Getting drunk, or the act of drunkenness

Tyler was so schmacked last night that his teeth hurt. PBA I'm schmacked! Let's get schmaked

by Dawgman1 April 21, 2017

Schmackle

Schmackle (Schmacklein)(Schmackleing)(schmackled)

: A shortcut word made up to describe any physical act or movement while being under the Extreme influence of any type of Amphetamine

("Pass me the Schmackle pipe")("Bro i got some methamphetamine you wanna get Schmackled") ("Hey you tryna hit this?" "Nah bro im schmackled") ("Girl you should let me schmackle you from the back?")

by Sir.SchmackleKingThe3RD March 12, 2022

schmickity schmackety schmooo0

four people joining hands and skipping through the woods singing naked

I can't wait to see you're willy while we are schmickity schmackety schmooo0ing this evening

by bj (becjen) July 7, 2010