schmid

someone who loves to mow lawns and usually has in a chaw. they often try to be redneck and also have a menstration cycle. often seen without a shirt and always has to have a girlfriend to feed emotions to

gah that person is a schmid, showing up to tom and barrys without a shirt and a dip in while texting his girlfriend

by tshawn mutha fucking smit June 1, 2010

schmedley

of a more advanced age. White hair older folks.

"That outfit makes you looks like a schmedley.", "The bridge tournament was filled with schmedlies."

by SixthLanguageIsEnglish June 23, 2015

Schmidtten

awe-struck, suddenly with deep feeling, to be smitten with a Schmidt!

Oh, I'm so schmidtten over you!

by loveacrossoceans December 12, 2010

schmidty

When a manager offers a monetary raise to an employee if the employee has sex with said manager. As the manager reaches climax he turns to the employee and says, "by the way, your fired"

guy1: we need to get rid of that girl
guy2: ill take her home tonight and schmidty her

by genevakiller November 17, 2009

schmuck

a shmuck is another word for dickhead

sally “suzan your so ugly”
suzan “sally you fucking schmuck”
sally “suzan you take that back!”

by Ching Queef June 14, 2018

schmaded

smashed, shitfaced, and faded.

I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.

by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009

pussy schmuck

noun
1) One who is both an incompetent fool and a lily-livered coward... at the same time.
**It requires extraordinary talent to qualify as both a pussy and a schmuck.

2) Used to describe exceptionally moronic figures in history whose boneheaded decisions lead to the further cultural/political destruction of their nation, continent, or planet.
Namely, Louis XVI of France.

Alternate spellings:
pussy-schmuck is acceptable, but NEVER pussyschmuck.

Louis XVI was such a pussy schmuck. Not only was he oblivious to the events leading up to the French Revolution, but he tried to flee the country when the radicals took over the government.

by jiffy pop May 18, 2004