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A nonsensical comment that abruptly ends a conversation like a car going over a cliff or a record scratch.
If you have been a victim of failed sarcasm, wit, or basic logic, you may have been scarped.

Man: My favorite band is Led Zeppelin, what's yours?
Woman: Grateful Dead Zeppelin
Man: Uh, what?
scarped by Mr. Geologist September 28, 2013

Scareder 

When u are scared as shit but even more scared than scared but petrified is too far
Damn son I am way more scareder than you
Scareder by Minjlucy August 15, 2017

closet scaredaphobic 

A person who says they like to be scared, but cannot deal with it once they are there.

Example: Someone who says they love to watch scary movies, but spends the whole time covering their eyes.
My girlfriend is such a closet scaredaphobic because she begged me to see "Friday the 13th" with her, and while we were there, she hid under her jacket for most of the movie.
Jesus Christ! Your face is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen!!!
scared by Seamus McCabe February 8, 2004

Scaredabit 

adj To be worried and unsure about something. 3 parts nervous, 1 part scared.
"Why don't you just call her man?"
"I'm scaredabit..."
Scaredabit by Chad Dagenais December 14, 2003

scarned my morpheus 

the act of stepping in dog shit barefooted
snibbs: oh shit dude i just scarned my morpheus

sninbbys: no way you better have hungry chuck look at that!