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Scandalmonger

A person who stirs up public outrage toward someone or their actions by spreading rumors or malicious gossip.
Man these bitches are all just scandalmongers!
by #1 real bitch July 28, 2016
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Scander

Having a vague look over something, not too brief but not too in depth. More than a scan, Less than a Gander. A Scander.
Just going for a Scander on Facebook.
by Lunn (2016) December 4, 2016
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scandler

Wow bro those potato scandlers were the bomb.
by Dog humper April 8, 2017
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Scandinavian Paddle

The act of hitting testicles with a ping pong paddle studded with thumbtacks.
My girlfriend is such a freak she gave me a "Scandinavian Paddle"/
Bob was at my place last night and we gave each other a "Scandinavian Paddle"
by AyyyYes December 4, 2017
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SCAN WHORE

A scan whore refers to someone that plays the game Rainbow Six Siege they scans enemy’s to get points and usually has very few kills and climbs to the top of the leader board
“Hey why the fuck is max on top of the leader board he has one kill and I have 12”
“He is a scan whore that’s why”
by SockRock February 19, 2018
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Scandaroo

A Scandaroo is a large reptile used for transport(Viking) or ridden into battle(by a Valkyrie). Historically, Vikings have ridden in the pouch of a Tyrannosaurus Rex which has enough room for for the Viking and several containers of mead. Alternatively, those same large sized reptiles have been used as mounts by Valkyries specifically to hunt laser raptors as seen in the 2015 documentary 'Kung Fury'.
Henrick! There is a dinosaur scaring the neighbor children!

Takk skal du ha! The Scandaroo has arrived with my Amazon Prime mead order! Hammar!
by Dingo DeFalco September 29, 2023
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Too Fat To Scan

"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.

The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.
Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."

Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"
by JacOP October 5, 2013
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