Scalfing

Scalfing: (verb) Waking up to your friend beating off, and then laying there petrified too afraid to say anything.

Last night I woke up and Travis was beating off, Scalfing was the only way I survived.

by weeboy7 January 24, 2018

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When you absolutely, definitely, surely have to be the disappointment of your entire team, and manage to potato your way from certain victory.

“Did you see that 1 v 6 matchup? It was intense!”

“Yeah, but somehow that one guy managed to weasel his way to a win because snatching defeat from the jaws of victory seems to be the other team’s specialty.

by Icelandic_Fart_Police December 3, 2019

Baby snatching.

An act when the much hated child protective service takes your child.

Them bitches at the cps took my kid, baby snatching. Just because i was smoking some meth in the car with it.

by Nut Walters January 7, 2015

your a muppet for searching this up

no you seriously are bro

your a muppet for searching this up bruv

by you are a muppet September 11, 2020

Snatching

When you snatch ( YANK ) someone’s weave

“WEAVE SNATCHEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD”

Snatching a weave or something

by Natecalaksvjslzjaa February 12, 2018

Pork scratching

Rick Waller:
Synonym, each being approximately 60% fat ratio

The Pork Scratchings mother was proud to see her son singing on TV.

by Zoolook May 3, 2004

scratching

An excuse for masturbating in a friend or relatives house if you are caught.

Just scratchin' give me a minute. Nearly done.

by Stuart Green April 17, 2003