sandal queef

When your foot forms a suction cup with the sole of your sandals, and when you step down the air shoots out and it sounds like, well, a queef.

Trying to sneak around at 2am with my birkenstocks on; boy is that sandal queef horrific!

by warrior_69 March 8, 2023

Texas Sandblaster

Sleep on the beach with your lover...then get up before they do, hold in that big morning fart, then pull your pants off and sit in the sand. Finally spread your bare ass next to your sleeping lover's head and wake her up with a brisk sand blasted fart!

Randall woke his girlfriend up with a Texas Sandblaster and she knifed his fucking jeep tires!!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

Ashley Sandle-ch

She’s a savage, sassy, Buffoon, racist. Funny, stupid, un classy. Acting weird- what was she; what was she- a Mexican.

Ashley Sandle-chez is funny, weird, a bit dumb in math, a Mexican, & jojo siwa

Dang! She is so lucky, she has an Ashley Sandle-chez!

WOAH!!! Look at all that cake on Ashley Sandle-chez! 🎂

by ChloetheAsian April 23, 2020

National Dress like Adam Sandler day

National dress like Adam Sandler day is lays on 11th of May. Dress drippy like Adam Sandler yall<3

-Why do you wear drippy baggy clothes today?
- because it’s national Dress like Adam Sandler Day!

by munaraelainekaiafaia July 20, 2021

Dean Adam Sandler

What would even make you want to look this up you absolute degenerate of a human being
This is literally just a funny name

Bro I think Dean Adam Sandler is kinda sus

by AwesomeC08 January 17, 2023

beer sandals

A term used to describe the accidental or purposeful attachment of a beverage can (particularly beer) to the bottom of ones shoe by stepping on it. This usually results in a slight elevation in height as well as a satisfying clink-clunk sound when walking. Extremely entertaining until they fall off.

I had to stop laughing when the cop told Emily to take off her beer sandals while inside the restaurant.

His beer sandals made the perfect clink-clunk sound until he lost them in the mud.

by MandyM April 3, 2006

Jesus Sandals

Gladiator sandals that go up to the ankle, usually made of leather, but other materials are also acceptable. This sandals are generally regarded as awesome.

Those are awesome Jesus sandals.

by iloveharrypotterWhodoesn't? December 30, 2010