Sammich

A Sammich is a sandwich for Gigachads

I am going to have a grilled cheese Sammich cut diagonally because that is the proper way to cut a Gigachad's grilled cheese Sammich.

by Icarus253 March 23, 2023

Turkey Sammich

The act of bending your woman over , spreading her butt cheeks apart, slathering her shame cave with mayo, turkey, lettuce and tomato and then proceeding to enjoy lunch.

I got home from work last night and my girlfriend made me a turkey sammich.

by El Pedro. Bendejo March 29, 2024

Sammich

How fat chics say “sandwich”.

Fat bitch: hurr where’s ma sammich

by cool and awesome girl January 18, 2021

Sammich

Used as a substitute and separate use of the word ‘sandwich’. Usually used when speaking, or speaking to Jazmine

“I love this sammich”

by Caceyon March 11, 2025

nub sammich

A nub who hangs with his nub friends and gets owned in every game he plays and his friend pretend to own.

Kody hangs with all his nub friends so closely.
other guy: Yeah that kody is such a nub sammich

by Graww of Tyria October 18, 2008

Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

by Captainemo April 27, 2013

Sanitation sammich

When two gay bears share a frozen turd as a dildo and press their "buns" together.

Last night's sanitation sammich had corn in it.

by Gallo de Muerte November 25, 2024