Swamp Shorts

A stinky penis; similar to skid marks but more damp and odor filled.

Man I drank so much last night that even his hairy swamp shorts didn't stop me.

by Deegans December 17, 2008

swamp donkey

an ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to hit on drunk guys hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her

"hey dude, did mckaylah try to hit on you last night?"
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."

by JJ413 October 16, 2016

Swamp Ass

when you get hot and your ass sweats. it makes for a bad time

"awww man after sitting down for so long i got swamp ass"

by curioustrollpower June 6, 2004

bloody swamp

It is supposedly the most difficult video game level EVER. However, it is possible. I TOTALLY BEAT IT!!

Wow! I just beat Bloody Swamp-- I tried it a billion times, and it never worked. Then I tried using Bezerker, and it worked.

by seane December 6, 2004

magic swamp

To jump forward while appearing flat on the ground - a technique my friend coined after he accidentally pulled it off while playing Rush'n Attack (NES)

My friend Mark Jason magic swamped some dorks in military uniform.

by j-cleft March 4, 2009

Swamp Buffalo

A woman with an appearance so rancid that is makes your stomach knot and triggers your gag reflex.

Dear god, Gerald! Look at That putrid Swamp Buffalo!

Fuck mate, I wouldn't fuck that for a fistful of diamonds.

by Phillip Rowland November 11, 2013

swamp pudding

Swamp pudding is a mixture of feces and cum.

Busta, she had some nasty swamp pudding.

by BustaJ December 4, 2013