Swagonometry

Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.

Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥

by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019

dry swallow

The act of swallowing one or more pills without the aid of liquid.

He found the aspirin and dry swallowed two of them.

by Thomas Harman April 17, 2008

Swatting

Swatting is an internet prank/crime where someone finds your address either through your IP or because your name and location is known.Then they call 911 anonymously and report a fake emergency.Ex,someone can call and say that someone at that address is being held at a gun point or someone is going to commit suicide and a SWAT team would be dispatched to the address.

Its becoming a trend,it is only a matter of time before somebody gets killed.Anyone caught swatting could face serious charges — even federal charges for abusive 911 calls, false alarms or reports and then unauthorized use of telecommunications.

I got swatted yesterday by some hacker on the internet.Swatting should be stopped,its not funny.

by Droct August 27, 2014

Swamp ass

Swamp ass can occur during periods of intense physical activity. It is a condition where your ass becomes sweaty giving you the feeling that your ass is actually in a swamp. If not treated swamp ass can lead to a more serious condition called duck butter.

Man what a good workout, it gave me a mean case of swamp ass.

by HippoNipple June 13, 2008

swagfag

A teenager known for wearing awful attire, this includes: snapback cap (front facing or back),California hoodie or t-shirt, tan colored skinny jeans or shorts, knee high nike socks, and high top shoes. Swagfags appear in groups of 3-5. A group of Swagfags is called a "poodle".

Wow, that Swagfag needs to get laid!

by Mr. Crunch April 21, 2014

drain the swamp

"Drain the swamp" originally means to get rid of the malaria-carrying mosquitoes by draining the swamp. Figuratively, "drain the swamp" means "to exterminate something that is harmful" or anything that most of the people hate such as corruption or government waste. This term is especially attractive for politicians during campaign.

vow to drain the swamp in Washington DC
vow to drain the swamp of big government

by vanderpol August 1, 2010

swag bot

Someone who is nerdy, but still has swag. When you look at them you think they are cool, but secretly they are incredibly intelligent.

Wow look at him he is so cool.

Oh, I hear he is a genius.

Ooooo he's a swag bot.

by dglock16 April 4, 2011