story of the year

only the best band eva bsides newfound glory nd the ataris

i wanna have sex wit da lead singer lolz he is soooo hot

by [e-mail] July 5, 2004

story of the year

The best emo band ever! Stop denying it, they are emo but they rule!
they arent that new either.

me: hey man did you listen to Page Avenue by Story of the Year?
Jake: dude thats the best album ever
me: sweet glad you liked it now listen to In the Wake of Determination!!

by RKN January 5, 2009

Story Teller

A man who lies about loosing his virginity when he was 10 and lies about getting stabbed in the shoulder.

Your dad didn't create Marsoc you Story Teller!

by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015

story virgin

The first victim to read your just written story.

Tim made me be his story virgin before he would read his story to the class.

by Anthony November 3, 2004

Story City Iowa

A town in central Iowa with a population of about 3500. Surrounded by 500 miles of corn in all directions, located right on highway 35. Home to some of the most condescending asshole hillbillies you'll ever meet. Some of the attractions of this town include Kum and Go, The Carousel(which is only interesting to Chinese tourist), and the two parks located in the middle of town. The only reason anyone ever comes to this town is to stop and eat at one of the many poorly managed restaurant along the interstate. Living here is atrocious, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone with a steady income and a good head on their shoulders. The people there are weird, deranged, and want nothing to do with outsiders. The cops are absolute assholes, and the school system is an utter joke. And living there, even for a short period of time, will bore you to death. The only thing to do in Story City is to be a drunken, drug addicted hick. I would recommend avoiding this town, or any town north of Ames along interstate 35, until at least Albert Lea, Minn.

Tourist: So what do people from Story City Iowa do?
Story City Resident: Umm, not much, I've pretty much been sitting in my apartment smoking Crystal Meth for the past 10 years. So, that's about all there is to do here.

by ChicagoTribune May 6, 2013

Story So Far

Good DVD... NFG RULES!!!

French Toast, French Toast, French Toast is Vegan.

by Breanne June 7, 2003

story advice

When someone (usually a parent) tells you a story about how they used to complete a task that is almost exactly like one you have to do when they were your age in order to get you to perform your task the same way. They do not say it is advice - they just tell you the story and leave it at that.

Person 1: I'm doing bad in this class. The homework's so hard.

Person 2: I know, just last night my mom was giving me story advice about her old study methods. It's so annoying when she does that.

by obamapproved December 3, 2009