Stomedy

A black African American (maybe) that is so savage, he drills himself in the head. This teletubbie lookin ass is more brain dead than Hitler, and he's been dead for years. Plus this fuckin retard is a drinking game. Every time he says "Ok?" to see if his little amount of subscribers are caught up with what he's saying, take a shot of bleach (or Vodka, whichever is closer).

C1: Dude! I think I want to kill myself after watching that Stomedy video.
C2: Do it!

by LuekemianRhapsody June 16, 2016

Stoned

The state of mind in which an individual's Mind bonds with the chemical THC, usually by smoking Marijuana Buds, and sometimes eaten. In effect causing Euphiora,Hunger,Paranoia,Short-Term memory loss and thinking everything is funny

Yo, im so fucking stoned that the cat just told me a secret

by Samer Slim December 28, 2005

drive it like you stole it

to drive a vehicle faster and more recklessly than it should be driven, acting as if you aren't the one paying for the repairs.

"you drive like my grandma, get on the gas and drive it like you stole it"

by speed demon October 2, 2006

Stoleaxed

When you're stoned out and poleaxed at the same time.

Yo mate I was stoleaxed last night

by @pushlaffety May 22, 2019

soleda

Soleda is a beautiful and a caring person. She a shy person at first but once you get to know her she's such a wonderful person.she brilliant person she's very smart and wise. Soleda in Spanish means "lonely" but she'll never be alone because there well always be some one there for her. Soleda is a awesome person, who ever she's with there lucky and should never loss her

Soleda is a Caring, awesome, lovable person

by pothead9846 October 10, 2013

stoned

when someone is so fucking high that when they get up to take a dump they forgot why they walked into their bathroom and they start talking to themselves in the mirror

we found john in the bathroom with his pants down talking to himself. he was fuckin stoned.

by robert rectum February 24, 2009

stoned

when you're so high that you almost feel unable to move your muscles. everything feels weird and you kind of just sit back with your mouth agape staring off into space and enjoying it. contrary to popular belief, "stoned" and "high" are different in that, the word "stoned" originated from the idea that you feel like you're being weighed down by big heavy stones.

"I'm so stoned I feel like I'm floating dude"

"dude! I can't move my legs. woaaaaaaaaaaa I'm stoned"

"HAHAHAHAAAAA I'm moving up in the world. I used to just be a pothead. now that I'm stoned I'm a stoner with a boner."

by pot expert July 29, 2008