stir the pot

when a guy invites two girls who he is trying to hook up with to the same party. instead of both girls getting offended and losing interest in the guy for attempting to have two dates, the girls become more attracted to the guy as they battle for his attention.
Damn, look at Jamie over there with natalie AND emily on either shoulder, meanwhile I'm standing here with my dick in my hand while my date is flirting with Nik." "Dude, I tried telling you, next time you gotta stir the pot.
by Loisaidas Ave. February 09, 2011
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Stir the pot

When a female enthusiastically and vigorously masturbates often with the assistance of a phallic object.
Rachel don't need a man to stir the pot.
by The tinker stinker August 30, 2018
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term used to describe the life of the party
Every party needs the straw that stirs the drink...
by sheila in the car June 23, 2009
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stir-fried nitwit

Although Norm graduated from Stanford, he's just a manipulative, stir-fried nitwit.
by Miguel Valdez October 14, 2007
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stir up trouble

1) Rebelling against the rules in a given situation.
2) The act of starting problems with somebody and/or some people.
3) Using a spoon to whip up some dope shit
Girl: Why is Richard such a class clown?
Boy: He likes to stir up trouble.
by CatEyes61 April 04, 2020
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Stirring the beef

To Masturbate, Wank, Fap, "Rub one out", etc.
Stirring the beef means to Masturbate
"Hey! Are you coming over to Jessica's sweet party tonight?"
"No Bill, I have to stir my beef tonight. I'll catch you tomorrow though."
"But Hank! Tomorrow is my night to stir the beef!"
(Both continue to laugh and high-five as the jump in the air)
(End scene)
by BloodyOxyness March 26, 2015
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Seattle Stir-fry

The act of vomiting on a mans penis, and using the vomit as a lubricant for a hand job.
I went out Janet last, thing got pretty hot and heavy. She ended up giving me a Seattle Stir-fry in the back of her 1996 Ford Taurus.
by rpm04wrx December 24, 2014
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