Stiffy

a hand job (jerking off) given by yourself or another person.

my girlfriend/boyfriend gave me a stiffy in the car.

by Chubsalot October 31, 2022

stiffie doc

A urologist

"He's been complaining that he urinates too much at night. I think it is time for him to see the stiffie doc."

by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003

Stiffy Flipping

Combining ecstasy and viagra to increase the sexual desires of a long night of partying.

dumbass1-Bro, let's start stiffy flipping!

dumbass2-Aight, good idea man i'm feelin small anyways

by suckitbrah January 23, 2011

stiffy

What i am right now.

Me: Im so fucking stiffy holy fucking shit
Friend: say less

by uvuboy446 August 20, 2021

Spirit Stiffy

The arousal of a male through the interference of Supernatural beings

Ghost Blowjob

"Graham got a spirit stiffy from poltergeist molestation."

by The Gapists May 7, 2014

Rodeo Stiffy

When you climax, but you still just have enough to keep on the saddle.

After she rode me for 5 minutes and i nutted i had a rodeo stiffy for a while."

by Jymothi November 6, 2021

Stiffy

An erection. A dick getting hard due to sexual excitement. Hot girls tend to make a guy’s dick all stiffy.

Me: (Watching a Marilyn Monroe documentary film)

My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.

by AntiCircumcisionMan May 3, 2021