stiffi

Stiffi can be something cool, or just a slag for a boner.

1. My new shoes are so stiffi!

2. Bro that girl gives me such a stiffi!

by sdasdadsadsasdadsadasdadads April 9, 2021

stiffy wiffy

a slang term for an erection, usually used in dominant female / submissive male relationships.

dom: does my sub have a stiffy wiffy for me?
sub: yes mommy

by urhahamomhaha August 24, 2022

stiffy homo

To be Afraid of hard

dick in or on you

Jordan is a stiffy homo

by Chicks luv me August 25, 2018

Stiffy Jify

A "Stiffy Jify" is when a transgender man gets his boyfriend to spread peanut butter all over his shaft, making it hard. Then the boyfriend sucks him off, licking off the peanut butter at the same time until completion. Once they cum, you take it and put it in two graham crackers like smore's, adding chocolate and more peanut butter and eating it.

"Do you know where Samuel went?"
"Yah, he's in the bathroom giving Michael a Stiffy Jify"

by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024

stiffy

A stiffy refers to a new mask

god-dammit dude this mask you gave me is a stiffy.

by Bofa.d August 1, 2021

Clitty-stiffy

Excited anticipation of such an immense force that the very thought of it alone could probably cause you to become aroused. Usually used by a female, coming from a male it adds even more to the comedy factor.

"Are you home for 'Sex & the City' tonight?" "Yes, I have a clitty-stiffy about it"

by honeylovechild May 19, 2009

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016