Corporate Douchebag Speak 

The typical jargon used by corporate executives completely out of touch with the peons actually doing the work. Will refer to six sigma, core values, team effort, denominators, profit sharing etc. Meanwhile they are clueless as to how real world operations occur.

Mark the new CEO came in and gave the all-hands meeting a company overview. Unfortunately it was just a bunch of Corporate Douchebag Speak. He's off to Hawaii while I'm pulling OT.

Corporate Douchebag Speak by GodzilllavsMothra February 22, 2014

shizzle speak 

a language formed by rap gad Snoop Doggy Dog

fo shizzle nizzle (for sure nigga)

shizzle speak by mark zeman June 13, 2005

WoW Speak 

WoW·Speak \wou-speek\ 1 An instantaneous explosion of cryptic, exaggerated, or meaningless talk, whilst playing WoW.

Player (Levicorpus): WTF there's trogg mobs everywhere, Dps them down. Bubble me I have no hp then I can cc these guys and we can loot.

Bystander: WTF

GF translation: He's using WoW Speak it means, There are Goblin bad guys all over the place, kill them, and help me I'm not doing so well my health is very low, then I can destroy these guys and we can steal their treasure.

WoW Speak by LevArtation February 20, 2011

friday speak out 

A weekly friday gather of random thoughts. These thoughts are often jotted down on scratch paper and read aloud by the teacher. This was started by a teacher at Elk Grove High School by the nickname of K -Dogg. This wonderful weekly thing blossomed into a bashing on an infamous nerd who goes by the name of fortman. As of late the bashing has turned to another infamous nerd by the name of BoB, since fortman cosistently cries about these speak out occurences. DJ Jazzy is the one responsible for this abuse. His fellow classmates love his craziness and will hopefully go down in history for his friday speak outs. Some others who assist Dj Jazzy in the bashing include NGP,Lar Lar,The Mick, and the Rodamigo.

"Stay tuned every week for DJ Jazzy's Friday Speak Out!"

friday speak out by DJ Jazzy Jurewicz May 3, 2005

so to speak 

Used after sentences to express that there is a metaphor in it. It can be generally interchanged with like-clause:

It is X, so to speak.
It is like X.

I love this jacket. I always wear it when I go to work. It is a uniform for me, so to speak.

so to speak by terb kund April 28, 2009

Drummer Speak 

n. (noun)
An oral language used to talk about the noise coming from the percussion section when one or more parties in the conversation cannot read percussion music. It is spoken largely by Drummers, Bassists, Conductors, and a select few others.

Guitarist: "um... yeah, I want you to do that one thing with your snare and the um..."

Bassist: "I think in Drummer Speak he means 'Dum-ka-tick-ka CHA CHA CHA-ka-dum-kah-dum dum kah-dum-kah-tick-kah-chick-kah-tick-kah duh-kah-duh tsss~."

Drummer: "Oh, sure."

Drummer Speak by pearldrums April 19, 2010

Cop-speak 

The official unofficial language of the police when speaking to the public. Including: the press, in the courts, to witnesses or the general population.

Then the officer went right into Cop-speak."The subject was observed entering the a fore mentioned entry way. Documented to be breached around 1300 hours, the door was found to be, uh, dislodged with an unidentified object. The perp. was reportedly seen grasping that device by a reliable witness blah, blah, blah......"

Cop-speak by glamrocker October 6, 2009