baller shorts

another name for guy's gym shorts, or basketball shorts.

Richie's got on his baller shorts guyyyyy

by lisapwns October 25, 2007

travel shorts

They are nothing but boxers made of moisture-wicking antibacterial synthetic fiber. One often wears them exclusively, while touching oneself softly as to induce goosebumps, in a hotel room with three other men.

Alex Bae really likes his travel shorts.

by Naderrrrrr March 8, 2009

Shortsfag

Just a typical person that browses youtube shorts daily. They are mentally retarded faggots that use phrases like "Only in Ohio", "💀", "Bozo", "ratio", "L or W" and some retarded overused porn jokes. They have an IQ of 10 and freak out when discovering new things as if they were the first ever invented object. They usually are disrespectful enough to make fun of a friendly elder and calling him "Ohio Creature", sometimes when you tell them that it's overused they would screech at you saying that it's sarcastic or shit. They are somewhat related to tiktoktards and normalfag.

Shortsfag user: BRO SAID I LOVE PENIS 💀💀 Edit: Mom im famous
Person: Can you shut the fuck up with your skull emojis and the edit? Seriously you are overusing this stuff
Shortsfag user: L+Ratio+Bozo+U fell off

by lones54 December 7, 2022

The Askild-Shorts

The Askild-shorts is a nearly transparent tight shorts. Its not possible to buy a Askild-shorts and it´s only one way to get it. You have use the same shorts for several years and wash it until you can see the hole bottomcrack when you are riding your bike or spooning on the beach. It´s positive and negative aspects of the shorts, you´ll get shady looks from the people around you, but you´ll get some tan at places that others only get in the tanning-bed.

Watch! You can see the hole bottomcrack through that Askild-Shorts!
Can you see that rider over there? He is trying to remove the tanninglines while riding.
The Askild-Shorts is awesome! I love it

by Mr. Melk June 4, 2011

sort of

A harmless thing to say, sort of. It's just a filler, sort of. It doesn't really mean anything; but after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after, "I love you," or "You're going to live."

(Source: Demetri Martin, Comedy Central Presents.)

I love you, sort of.

by Michelangelo April 23, 2006

Booty shorts

Short-shorts worn over leotards by gymnasts and dancers. They are form fitting and body hugging, usually containing spandex or similar. Many times low-rise and have a 1-2 inch "leg" (which isn't much) They offer a slight bit more modesty than a leotard alone during practice or warm-up.

She wore black velvet booty shorts over her red 'tard.

by BadTigz June 28, 2009

couch sores

Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.

I need to get up and do something before I end up with couch sores.

by wolfbait51 June 6, 2011