wog socket

A female who only allows black men to to have sexual activity with her.

'wow look at that hot girl over there'
'dont even bother son, your not black and she's a total wog socket'

by rowan B the bad young brother July 16, 2006

sock you

You are going to get punch in the face (Philly origin)

If you touch me again imma sock you dickhead

by Ye December 23, 2016

Doo Doo Sock

When one poops in a sock and then proceeds to swing the sock around so little bits of doo doo go everywhere.

My friend never paid me back the 50 bucks he owed me so i doo doo socked his room

by Mr Puddles December 1, 2009

boaby socket

Female genitalia (Vagina). Sometimes used as a disparaging term in relation to someone's stupid behaviour. Relates to the Scottish slang boaby (penis) and equates to calling someone a fanny.

I cannae stand Billy. He's a total boaby socket!

by Iain D August 17, 2006

Mitt Socked

The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.

Amanda accidentally mitt socked Jess in a drunken fit on a hotel bed in Cuba.

by 313vagina February 23, 2009

Crusty Sock

A white sock extracted from an adolescent boy's dresser to indulge the young lad's fantasy of having his meat in a sleeve during a spanking session and having that sleeve double as a receptacle and wipe at the end of the spank.

Often used over and over and carefully stashed for privacy, the Crusty Sock crystallizes over time and literally "stands on its own." It is typically at this point that a new Sock is put into commission and the old one is retired.

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Once Mom and Dad fell asleep, young Micah pulled out his stack of Porno Mags and spanked his monkey, cleverly containing the evidence within the confines of his trusty, Crusty Sock.

by Alfsonso Muzan November 12, 2010

sockjob

The act of rubbing your feet on a penis while wearing socks, preferably to the point of causing an orgasm.

Man, Katie had on the cutest socks last night, and gave me a hellacious sockjob!

by Pontious November 28, 2004