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Snatch Football

Flag football with tampon strings. Traditionally played by women, though technically anyone with a vag can play. Considered to be the bloodiest sport in existence.
Dyke 1: Bitch, I just grabbed yo' flag!!
Dyke 2: Awww snap! I knew I shouldn't have played snatch football in these shorts...
by WTHJ222 March 26, 2008
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Snatch Ratchet

n. Female version of Douche-bag.

A girl so clueless and lost in her own sense of misplaced greatness that she doesn't realize how big a waste of flesh she is.
Paris Hilton is such a "snatch ratchet, " she's famous for the stupid look on her face, brainlessly following every trend, and having no real worth on a human level to anyone except to be the punchline of jokes.
by The New OED October 6, 2009
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Throwing a game. Popularised by Youtuber, The Mighty Jingles.
All the enemy had to do was hide and they would have won on points alone, but they snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by trying to win harder.
by Bubalus Bubalis December 3, 2019
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Snatch Burglar

A person who cock blocks someone for their own benefit, as apposed to stopping a friend from making a bad decision.

It may be used in many forms
---Verb
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.
by Snatch Burglar DELUX August 17, 2009
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Snatch hunting

Term for male, trying to get laid; hitting on women; macking; attempting to have intercourse with females; searching for pussy.
Guy 1: What's Matt up to tonight?
Guy 2: Oh, he's out snatch hunting.
Girl 1: He's not getting any. Every girl in town knows he has a small dick and doesn't eat pussy.
by Bubba81 October 21, 2008
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snatch shot

when a female is sitting down and the bush is showing
by Richard Morin July 29, 2004
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snatch addict

Snatch Addict-One who is addicted to the vagina. Consumed in the thought of the female sex.
<Snatch> noun - refering to the female genatalia (vulva/vagina)
<Addict> transitive verb - To occupy (oneself) with or involve (oneself) in something habitually or compulsively:
"I love Snatch, I am a Snatch Addict"
by Profane1 May 15, 2006
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