smack a hoe

"Smack A Hoe": To preform a viscious back handed smack to the face of an unruly piece of ass or otha brotha.

1. Bitch do I need to jump across this table and "Smack A Hoe"!

by Drew Collins June 3, 2006

SmackDaddy

A person of great stature. The one who tells it like it is. A person who represents what everyone else wishes they could be.

by inya May 14, 2003

Smackagelies

A flavored condom that is able to be consumed. Available in a large amount of flavors. Ex. Orange Glacier, Blueberry Surprise, Etc.

Josh: Yo fool i used smackagelies last night and got laid 12 times!

John: All i ate yesterday was smackagelies off guys *****.

by Gay mann December 22, 2009

Smackledwarfed

Meaning "Cheated" or "Fooled". First used by Spongebob, in the episode where him and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector.

That guy totally just conned us out of 50 bucks! We've been smackledwarfed!

by yukie October 6, 2009

smack the walrus

The act of smacking a squirter's soaking wet vagina, after or at the end of ejaculation...causing the ejaculate to spray everywhere!

My girlfriend loves for me to smack the walrus as she is finishing her orgasm...

by Freaky Fast Freddy Fingers October 16, 2009

i'd smack that

saying that females use when they find someone of the opposite sex attractive. This is the version of "I'd tap that" centered at mainly males.

"He's hot. I'd smack that."

by Erinnnnn May 17, 2006

smacking oranges

it could mean anything from moose noises to a bi-polar walrus. And everything in between.

But seriously, are you smacking oranges later beacuse I got things to do.

by SURRETO November 4, 2010