Slop Hog

A disgusting fat bodied female.

"Yo, what were you thinking taking that Slop Hog home last night?"

by Call me Dizzle February 21, 2010

Slop and Drop

Also known as the Sloppy John after its creator, the Slop and Drop is a technique in which a man masturbates and immediately falls asleep, thus enhancing both the wank and the ensuing nap. For best results, do not move at all following release, not even to wipe yourself off. Similar to the Slap and Nap.

John: I have nothing planned for tonight. I think I'll probably just pull a Slop and Drop.

by toogood June 26, 2007

slop dog

a slop dog is one who gets shit faced and is very sloppy.

larua is such a slop dog

jay was slop doggin that night for sure

by kNoYeS33 September 18, 2009

slop tail

The drunken 70 year old overweight biker chick that still thinks she is in her prime. Hot and horny and willing to grind a toilet plunger.

Sally last night was in her prime, she turned into a slop tail after all the guys turned her down.

by Boomer24 October 17, 2010

Slop Rocks

Giving head with pop rocks in your mouth.

She gave me that wam bam alakazam kind of slop rocks last night, im ethereal.

by aegic0la May 27, 2022

slop shopping

When in a pinch after last call your main choice or second option has disappeared from the bar with her ex that gave her warts or simply chose the better man, you look around and begin slop shopping.

Dude ! I know you were slop shopping last night your couch smells like cheese curds and panda shit.

by Redalert423 July 14, 2017

Codswallop Slop

A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo

Dude, where did you get that tattoo?
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop

by the britster November 23, 2011