Sir kink

When someone, usually a HOMOSEXUAL likes being called "sir" or gets turned on. Usually named Bones.

"-sir"
"i'm wet /j" (real conversation)
"Does ve have a sir kink??"
"sounds like it"

by Definitelynotzae December 11, 2021

Sir boi

When you teacher is very epic you call them sir boi

Sorry sir boi i forgot to do the homework boiiii

by Pooboi January 28, 2020

sir ken

A name given to a really dark skined person. The name is a hybrid of ken boon, which is rhyming slang for coon. The word 'Sir' is usually given to someone for outstanding efforts in their chosen field, however this is ironically funny, since a person has little influence over their skin colour. Basically a racist term derived from a group of people aptly named 'The Bang Bros Crew'

'man, u see that guy go past, he was a sir ken!'

by David Mankel August 7, 2007

Sir Sniffalot

Someone who has an undeniably acute addiction to cocaine.

I see Sir Sniffalot has arrived...he looks absolutely clattered.

by Ozvaldez November 9, 2007

Sir Beef of Lame

A guy that believes he is a "Sir Beef of Loin" but is so socially inept and unaware of his untimely fashion sense and dated un-cool expressions he falls in the heightened Royal honors of Knighthood of Lamality.

“Did you hear what happened to Boyd?” “No, What?” “The linemen on the football team locked his jock to his pad lock on his football locker because he is so fucking lame” “Then they secretly put a sign on his helmet that said “Sir Beef of Lame” just before they ran out of the locker room at Homecoming”

by Mr. Doobie October 16, 2008

Sir Napkin

When a future llama in disquise drags a watermellon under his furl, causing a mellow dramatic reaction within the mutation core upon which a thousand baby seals tremble in ecstasy as rush limbah beats them off with a rusty iron pole.

Unfortunatly, we need more cowbell Sir Napkin.

by ABaconborrito January 29, 2009

Sir Vollhoffer

Sir Vollhoffer is a demonic gigger that listens to fowl fowl city and flogs to it like a demean. he flogs and flogs to it so much he gets scabs and cuts. hes so mad that he puts peanut butter all over his cuts and lets nigger's lick it off that gets him off. also the illustrious Sir Vollhoffer is an accomplise to the monster known as professor J.Stafford another member of this anti-semetic brigade is Mr.French its just demonic. P.S Republican Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sincerley,
Dr.C.Leland

Sir Vollhoffer is a mad demon

by Dr.C.Leland April 11, 2010