Simping

Simping, known to simps as "modern day chivalry" is an extremely serious violation of the bro code, and is against the saying, 'bros before hoes'. Instead, it is basically 'hoes before bros'. To simp is to try to gain the attention and play from a person that has caught the simp's eye. Simping never works, and it just makes you look like a pathetic piece of pond scum. A simp will do anything to try and appeal to the person being simped on, even spend their life savings on them.

Bro 1: Hey, where's Bro 3?

Bro 2: Oh, me and Bro 4 caught him simping.

Bro 1: Should we forgive him? He shares great memes, after all.

Bro 2: a b s o l u t e l y n o t

by oh god please no May 28, 2020

sipington city

when you ya boi go to walmart and squire the dog piss (ingredients for lean) and drink it until you lose your shit and you have entered sipington city (sipington city is not a place it's a location)

bro1: Bro remember last night and we went to sipington city
bro2: yea bro shit go so crazy we stole a garden gnome for someone's yard

by NO.1 GOBLIN April 23, 2023

Swimingly

Simply put, another word for good, great, okay, fine, fantastic, etc. Only used by Stewie from Family Guy.

Actual Quotes from Family Guy:

Meg: I can't believe this is happening to me. I can never go back to school again.

Stewie: Oh yes, Meg. Yes, everything was going SWIMINGLY for you until this. Yes, this is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not your years of grotesque appearance, or awkward social graces. Or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No, no, it's this. Do you hear your self talk? I might kill you tonight.

by steve-o11505 September 30, 2007

smingle dime

To smoke Marijuana

lets go smingle dime

by mattmcf100 December 16, 2008

siting

To place, as in location.

I'm siting my new business selling bags to bag-ladies on Park Avenue.

by Weaver2 February 28, 2012

high siding

In terms of motorcycles "High siding" is where a sliding bike's tires gets traction and flips. As you go hard into a turn instead of the bike slipping out under you it bites very hard and does sort of a lever action along its wheel base.

I broke the head on my bike when i high sided that turn last year. Lucky I didn't kill myself.

by blake April 30, 2004

siking

the act of kidding

it is not to be confused with the word *sarcasm*

wtf u must be siking me ruben!!!

by queen of dankness March 31, 2009