John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster

a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.

Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.

by unclebernardbakaslutbussylick June 5, 2021

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by the semen May 23, 2010

Sharpening the pencil

when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.

Wow. i heard that beety was sharpening the pencil.

by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010

Sharpet the Campoo

To accidentally stain one's carpet with a sharpie in the country of Campoo (Spain)

or

A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet."

"I got a plane ticket to Spain! Let's go sharpet the Campoo!"

"Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"

by Checken feathahs December 31, 2009

Pencil Sharpener

Spinning a nugget around on your dick

Did you see Jimmy pencil sharpenered the nugget?

by John Green69 January 22, 2021

Pencil Sharpener

A term often used to describe this or a similar kind of sexual interation:

It is when a male uses his pencil (penis) to stick it into a girl's pencil sharpener (vagina) and the guy moves his pencil in a circular motion to create the pencil sharpening effect.

Friend: Dude I could totally do the pencil sharpener on that girl Beverly!

Hillel: Her? I tried to do that several days ago, however my pencil was too small to fit.

Friend: I think I'll be fine, if anything my pencil will be too thick for her sharpener!!1

by Jeremy Lanko January 10, 2006

sharepro

I haven't gone to Jenin to track down earthstation 5, as that has been done and proved to be an useless adventure. But "word" has it Sharepro's hate for the Riaa and mpaa is due to a recently uncovered court documents which shed light on why "Sharepro" wants to get back at the record and movie industry. It appears Sharepro and Bill Gates have more in common then you might have thought. Both, although computer geeks are more intune with talking to their computers then to people.Who knows if Sharepro hadn't been crossing the street that day he might have used his energy to build an empire like Bill. Sharepro's future was derailed when the vehicle driven by a record executive in a hurry for a meeting with movie and promotional suits for his latest musical movie project. This was the turning point for Sharepro who now rests in his private hospital suite paralyzed from the waist down. Sharepro has spent just a small portion of his legal award to launch his plan to ruin the media entertainment industry for their part in making him lose the use of his legs. It is said that Sharepro who was a consultant to the Columbia super computer project has vowed to stick a knife into the head of the media giants. His penthouse suite, in a private hospital in as yet to be undiscovered location has been remodeled costing over 7 1/2 million dollars in computer gadetry a mere pittance of his accident settlement. The Columbia supercomputer was named after the shuttle that exploded upon takeoff just as the crew was given ok to go for throttle up. It is rumored that Sharepro's computers are under contract to be a back-up for the super computer should there be any power loss or terrorist stike against the building that houses the new Columbia super computer. More news as it comes in will be posted...........

Sharepro is the most well known, well respected......hmmm-well lets just stick with well known p2p file sharing person.

by slicktom March 6, 2005