should have stayed a thumbnail

What you say after clicking on a profile photo that scars you for life when seen full size.

I clicked on his profile cuz I thought he was hot. But damn, he's so fugly he should have stayed a thumbnail.

by Woofyman February 10, 2022

we should get coffee sometime

a pick up line. more commonly a line used by an ex in an attempt to get back together, hook up, or attempt a friendship.

"We should get coffee sometime." "I don't know, I started seeing someone else."

by callie jorsen July 27, 2016

top 10 reasons mally should live

1. he is epic
2. everyone loves him
3. he is very likeable
4. he is helpful
5. i am friends with him
6. he is a large qt
7. he hasnt seen life
8. he has so much to live for
9. please
10. DONT DIE I FUCKING SWEAR!!!

you- why should mally live?
me- i am pussydestroyer69
that is why top 10 reasons mally should live

by pussydestroyer69weedmlg October 16, 2020

Jay Sekulow

Right-wing Christian lawyer who heads Pat Robertson's American Center for Law and Justice (ACLJ) who is really a Jew, who is really a Christian, who is really a Jew, who is really a Christian. He first got into politics through Jews for Jesus which lead him into the world of the Religious Right. He is frequently seen on "The 700 Club" as well as Fox News and his own radio show haranguing the "anti-Christian" Supreme Court. He is also a huge opponent of the war on Christmas.

According to an article from the "Legal Times" published in Nov. 2005, Sekulow is one of the wealthiest Jesus advocates involved primarily in non-profit work. In other words, he is just another power-hungry nut bent on using Jesus' name and message to make profit.

Jay Sekulow is on Fox News again talking about how the biggest issue in the next election will be whether or not Christians will be allowed to pray in public transport. I wonder how much he gets paid to be a mouthpiece for the right-wing.

by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009

have a chip on your shoulder

to be touchy, to be easily provoked (During the 19th century, a person in the united states would challenge others to a fight by placing a wooden chip on his/her shoulder and daring them to knock it off, and if the other person did so, the fight was on.)

Man, You sure do have a chip on your shoulder today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder

A term for a rather large bra. The boobs are represented as the boulder and the over the shoulder holder represents the bra itself.

I was checkin out this chick at the mall. O man she was wearing this tank top and you could see her over the shoulder boulder holder. O man she had huge knockers. I wanted to jizz all over her face.

by B$ April 1, 2005

shoulder devil

A person you hang with who is a real bad influence. Pushes you to do immoral things. Talks you into doing things you know you shouldn't, but seem real good at the time. Preys on temptation usually just to sit back and watch the outcome. Much like the devil/angel in the cartoons.

"Just take it, it won't hurt you. I swear it'll be fun. You'll have the time of your life" Luke said to me. He's such a shoulder devil.

by NxVx April 20, 2009