Seal the Exits 

When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.

Person a "seal the exits had curry for lunch'
Person b 'what the fuck, smells like legit shit!"

Seal the Exits by frenchman69 January 6, 2014

Seal Mask 

The most autistic meme that has ever existed in the GAYDAY 2 steam forums. It is represented by :awkward:. OVERKILL Software when even further and put this shit meme as an official mask that no one uses.

:awkward: :awkward: :awkward: *insert ascii art here* seal mask am i cool yet xDD

Seal Mask by ddmy November 6, 2016

seal faggots 

Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.

Look at those Seal Faggots. The most popular Seal Faggot has to be Hunter.

seal faggots by Use this on any fuck head. December 15, 2016

seal team 666 

A satanic special forces that combat the military assets of earthlings. The team is composed of seal team 6 members that died in combat. Ones who refused to join were killed and ones who wanted revenge joined.

Osama Bin Laden: Finally I escaped those seal team six members.
Seal team 666: Hello.

seal team 666 by crigey 101 May 6, 2020

Seal-the-deal 

assassinate

The only way to get ride of the current dictator is to seal-the-deal.

Seal-the-deal by Auggie Gingers May 30, 2011

Seal the deal

verb
To seal the deal, when one shits oneself and to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment involved with their defecation escaping in public, clasps the hand over the anus securing any feces into place.

Ah tull ye wha Rab, Ah wus guv'n a spich at mah cusins weddin' tha other dae like an Ah shite masen on accoont a how hungover Ah wus.
Ah proper had tae seal the deal like!
Ah slapped mah hand oer mah arse an carried aun wi mah spich!

Seal the deal by Oosoom October 10, 2017

Seal Humping 

Banging a hotty you have every intention of throwing back immediately.

I picked her up last night and took her home for some seal humping, then I hit the clubs after I dropped her off at her dorm.

Seal Humping by One Night Stan April 28, 2010