scotty chafin

Someone who replaces their missing toe with their dick, because no one wants to touch their dick anyway.

Steve lost his toe last week, they cut his sick off and now his dick is his big toe! He is a Scotty Chafin!

by Yo mamamamana June 30, 2020

pulled a scottie

when one person does or says something that prevents another from scoring with the other sex. Also known as a cockblock of massive magnitute

I was so in that girls pants until john pulled a scottie and told her i had herpes!!

by burnin phoenix October 30, 2006

scotty baio

Slang term for cocaine.

Yo, I'm bored, let's go chill with Scotty Baio

She cut up 4 huge lines of Scotty Baio.

by Tha Conducta June 29, 2006

Scotti Erhart

Someone who is an absolute chad and extremely hot

Yo did you hear about Scotti Erhart? Woah they’re such a chad!

by The Aquatic Falcon June 21, 2022

Doing a Scotty

To be in a position to make the most difference, then make a complete pigs breakfast of it only to then try and take credit for other peoples hard work when they fix it.

We almost lost the game, but our strikers managed to get one extra goal - now our goalie is 'doing a scotty'.

by Mooseticles August 30, 2021

Scotty Vegas

Best independent wrestler Maine has to offer since Cameron Mathews left the state. Except with a much better attitude.

so you think you can make waffle fries better then Scotty Vegas?

by Gamefaced April 10, 2010

Scarboro Scotty

A high ranking figure in the criminal underworld of Scar-town. Was once known to provide certain products to french Canadians (who were possibly FLQ operatives)

Hey Pierre, lets go score some stuff off of Scarboro Scotty!
Ok Jacques, then we can go get poutine and blow up mailboxes!

by Scobbler November 11, 2006