stoner cart

its when you get stoned and go to the store for munchies or other stuff that you find interesting. whats in your cart when you checkout is your own "stoner cart"

hey lets go get us a stoner cart!

by emmakitty May 29, 2009

Stonerbuy

When one buys an item or items from an advertisement on late night television whilst under the influence.

#1: "Man if we buy those knives we get a complete second set for free!"

#2: "That's almost too good to be true. Where's the credit card at?!"

(next morning)

#1: "Man that was a ridiculous stonerbuy we did last night"

by tommmy p May 9, 2009

stoner minute

Many debates on what this actually is. But officially a stoner minute is 7 minutes. Because 7 minutes is the equivalent of 420 seconds.

I told that fucker to give me a stoner minute

About 420 seconds

by kstan3 December 1, 2010

stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty

"come over babe i've got stoner boner

by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019

Stoner shield

Using two hands to shield the wind while your homie rips the bong

Dude, it’s so windy hit me up with that stoner shield!

by itbeet June 15, 2020

mad scone

Any person that is Mad and does not give a fuck about anything or anybody

He was a Mad scone when Tina did not come over

by smith19 October 5, 2016

Schnerdly

Adj: a word used to describe something/somebody that you have forgotten the name of - instead of saying 'thing'

"i'm looking for that schnerdly (bungee cord) that I used to hold the suitcases to the roofrack"

Bad example I know but you get the idea...

by Stephen R Lawes December 15, 2008