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Sasquatch plunder

Where you shave your pubes and put them in someone's bum so the poo is hairy
Bro 1: I totally did a PHAT sasquatch plunder last night

Bro 2: what about me broseph

Bro 1: maybe next time lil jit
by Jimbooojames August 10, 2024
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Sasquatch Syndrome

When a tall person believes they are both literally AND figuratively above someone else due to the unconscious bias and privileges gained due to their larger stature.

Symptoms of this behavior can be:

- Confidently explaing things to others without understanding the subject

- Assuming one is more capable than others, without any meritocratic foundation

- Assuming the role of “mentor” or “manager” without having the necessary capabilities, experience or situational understanding

- Reflexively dismissing the opinions of others, especially those shorter than oneself without due consideration

- Dismissing ones own privilege and crediting one’s mediocre abilities and “mindset” instead

- Feeling immediately uncomfortable/insecure when one sees someone taller than themselves

- Deriving ones personality and sense of identity purely from their height

- Looking down on other people both literally AND figuratively.
Example 1
John: *has an opinion Rudy doesn’t like*
Rudy: “Shut up, elf”
John: man, talk about Sasquatch syndrome.

Example 2
Gary: “It’s a lot easier to to feel confident as a tall guy. It comes with many advantages.”

Mike: “If you woke up tomorrow as 6 feet 4... I have bad news: you'd find something else to be miserable about.

Harry: “Sure, but research clearly shows it’s easier to deal with these insecurities if you don’t have to worry about height on top of it.”

Mike: “I am sure there is a lot of research, and you can back up almost any claim with some study. We all have our own strengths and disadvantages.

As a tall man, I can tell you that you won't feel insecure about your height, but instead will have other insecurities. We are separate but equal.

Example 3
Dylan: “so what kind of guys do you like?”
Tina: “well he needs to be tall. Don’t get me wrong, I love short kings- well not personally, but I love that FOR them. But I’m tall myself, so I only date tall guys because short guys all have small man syndrome. I need someone on my level.”

Jake (whispering) “I think she’s the one who has tall woman syndrome.”
Jenny (also whispering) “haha, I think you mean Sasquatch Syndrome”
by JohnDeereTractors December 22, 2023
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Sasquatch creampie

When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling
My girlfriend didn’t shave last week so I gave her a Sasquatch creampie
by Caulknballs November 25, 2024
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Cleveland Sasquatch

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.
Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.
by streetwhiz May 16, 2009
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Sassy the Sasquatch

This is a SKITZ legend from the animated show- on YouTube- The Big Lez Show.

Sassy the Sasquatch was created by Tom Hollis and Jarrad Wright in one afternoon, on a trampoline, well into the night on how this Sasquatch takes all drugs known under the sun, with no adverse affect on his being- whilst calling everyone else a "...druggo". Although he has the inability to retain information: both short term and long term- usually responding, "Wadiyatalkinabeet". Appearing, however, to know everyone in the universe.
The two decided to draw this Sassy the next day, when they both got home. Tom drew what we know, today, as Sassy. Jarrad ending up drawing Donny- another SKITZ legend.
Sassy lives by the beach, in Australia, spending his days consuming drugs and going on SKITZ MISSIONS.
(Sassy the Sasquatch (Sassy) throws an object at Norton's window)
LEZ: "What the fuck?... Was that you Sassy?"
SASSY: "Wadiyatalkinabeet"

(Lez pulls on a volcanic bong)
LEZ: "CHRIST!"
SASSY: "You fak'n druggo"
by AllSeasonedRunner September 10, 2019
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significant sasquatch

The feral countenanced beloved of a friend who, due to body or facial hair, appears more sasquatch than human.
Ex. 1: Though Jen loved Mike, she was certain that her friends perceived him only as her significant sasquatch.

Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.
by Malazoth November 18, 2010
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Silverback Sasquatch

When allycats mom got ravished by bigfoot while strolling through the woods in oregon
by Suka may korncob July 30, 2018
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