People do not have roles and, therefore, do not need to be modeled. Insults and anger don't somehow magically inflate my viewership. At least no more than "Work hard hustle culture rhetoric" inflates the viewership of these fucking work-salesmen infotainment guys. The Youtube algorithm mills that shit out almost exclusively. All manner of things "Could hypothetically cause abstract harm." But I could likely find an INVERSE CORRELATION between THIS and any hypothetical "Harm" being done. What constitutes abstract harm varies. The truth could be considered harmful situationally. Additionally, benign things could be conflated with "abstract harm" to justify canceling people. This has actually already happened on several occasions.
Hym "Hey, how many subscribers did you get after I referred to you? You know what? I don't actually care. I never claim to be a role model nor should I be required to be a good one to justify success. What makes you think I don't put thought into this? Just because it's not a fucking youtube video it somehow doesn't count? You bought a fucking camera. That's your 'higher quality of production.' The Joker is based on a hypothetical I wrote about Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson in response to the proposition that men were being kept in check by the threat of physical violence and I wrote some of the dialogue. I wrote quite a few joke for the highest rated season of Solar Opposites. And this is the framework for a dozen different shows, movies, and anime. But YOU want to talk to me about not focusing enough on the production value? Get the fuck out of here with that. Now... I'm debating whether or not to insult you... Hmm... No... No. I'll save it for next time. How about this? If the correlation between 'insults and anger' and views is higher than the correlation between fat cocks and success with women... I will grant YOU and only you 1 request. Anything you want."
by Hym Iam October 14, 2023
Get the Role Modelmug. When you've had a big long hard day in your Snickers s46 Stretch Workwear trousers and come home to Reece Doyle's ma and she makes you a big sloppy chicken role with a can of Irn Bru
My god, you should have seen the size of Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken roles! Gobbled it down with a can of Irn bru and a bitta Frank's hot sauce.
by Reece Doyle's Ma's ChickenRole July 3, 2022
Get the Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken Rolesmug. Da vital purpose dat da "lowly deck-swabs" provide on da ship's voyage, and dat they would appreciate their superiors' acknowledging.
Compared to many other merely-money-hungry ship-leaders of his time, Captain James Cook had a much higher regard for da health and safety of all of his subordinates, especially respecting da crewcial role of da "common sailor" members.
by QuacksO November 16, 2023
Get the crewcial rolemug. Ya know, I don't think that is my role...
Hym "I don't think it is my role to protect women who won't fuck me and children I didn't sire... AT MY EXPENSE (because I have to both labor to support myself or I starve and die AND I have to pay a 3rd of my income to subsidize their lives to some extent)... AND THEN... If I end up getting nothing in return... It doesn't matter because YOU are not ME and it isn't your problem... Because of my role... We don't have to give a shit about eachother's problems.... Until your kids get fucked in the butt. THEN... THEN... I have to care SO MUCH... That EVEN IF I'm a criminal prisoner who will never know freedom again from the rest of my life... I have to be mad about your kid... And rape and murder the guy who did it to them FOR YOU... For free... And that's my role... OR ELSE I DON'T GET RIGHTS or 'status' (which is basically being able actualize both rights and privileges to a greater extent than everybody else)... And you get all my shit..."
Solipsist "Yup. Uh huh. That's it."
Hym "And then I murder a kid and kill myself and I win immediately."
Solipsist "Er- Wait... Don't say it if you're not going to do it!"
Hym "Or what? You'll make me murder your kid and kill myself? OK. You can bring a gun and a kid here whenever you want I'm literally just sitting right here and I don't have anything better to do NOR DO I WANT TO DO ANYTHING BETTER FOR YOU. So... That."
Solipsist "Yup. Uh huh. That's it."
Hym "And then I murder a kid and kill myself and I win immediately."
Solipsist "Er- Wait... Don't say it if you're not going to do it!"
Hym "Or what? You'll make me murder your kid and kill myself? OK. You can bring a gun and a kid here whenever you want I'm literally just sitting right here and I don't have anything better to do NOR DO I WANT TO DO ANYTHING BETTER FOR YOU. So... That."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
Get the Rolemug. According Ben Shapiro the role of government is to protect HIM. Protect his religion. Protect his stuff from the rabble. Protect his stuff and religion from foreigners. Ha! Governmommy!
Hym "The role of government is to protect Ben. That's it. That's his entire thing. Protect his kids from SEEING a tranny of anything that might make them question their religious presuppositions. Protect HIM from getting his stuff taken (But OBVIOUSLY not ME, HYM, But HIM instead of me (because my stuff is being taken)). Keep people who might change how the government works from EXCLUSIVELY PROTECTING HIM to something else. I mean, the shit-libs just want to replace religion use it as a tool to force people to behave how they want them to behave. Just as bad but stoll better than the religion."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
Get the The role of governmentmug. We all have roles to play in life... Conveniently enough for me, my role in life is to be an annoying Jewish dork who gets paid by a billionaire to be an annoying Jewish dork on camera... I’m a literal Jesus! My way of raising kids is the correct one... My way of raising kids also happens to be Judaism... So when I say that I mean “Judaism is correct”... Which renders all other religions irrelevant... Because I turn back into God when I die... Because there is literally no distinction between me and a Jesus... But there IS a distinction between me and anyone who is not a Jew... So saying that was like watching me stand at a pedestal and proclaim “I AM GAWD!!!” while people cheered me on... That must have creepy as fuck to watch... You are not what I am... That’s my role... YOUR role is just... Well... I don’t care. Just... Just stay away from me and my kids. It literally doesn’t matter what you do because I turn into God when I die and you don’t... I don’t know, just protect me and my kids or something. Give me all your money.
Hym “I wonder what my role in life is.... Hmmm.... 🤔 Well, for starters, fuck the system.... Secondly, I’ll kill the creature... That’s more than enough. I think that’s a good role.”
by Hym Iam November 11, 2022
Get the Rolemug. - some snack that is pizza in a role form. Basically when you stoned asf you will just want to eat some pizza roles and end those munchies
by Sereniroo July 9, 2018
Get the Pizza rolesmug.