A small adolescent child with an amazing fear of large burly men that carry chainsaws at Halloween Horror Nights. He also tends to fear most things larger than him. Including Micheal Myers from the Halloween Series.
1) Roberto was so scared by the Chainsaw Drill Team that he attached himself to a tree.
2) Roberto pissed himself when he saw Micheal Myers outside his window.
2) Roberto pissed himself when he saw Micheal Myers outside his window.
by KKVaulter October 7, 2009
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One who, by simply being alive, elicits feelings of hatred, anger, and an overall desire to give the Roberto a rapid onset of sudden death.
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One who, by simply being alive, elicits feelings of hatred, anger, and an overall desire to give the Roberto a rapid onset of sudden death.
I thought that employee was going to be great when we hired him, now he's turned out to be a fucking Roberto-esque piece of shit.
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I really want to rip the arm off of that Roberto-esque piece of shit and beat him to death with it.
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I really want to rip the arm off of that Roberto-esque piece of shit and beat him to death with it.
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freak. will procreate.
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