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Anal return

A firm slap on the arse following a failed high five.
If one attempts to high five another but fails, he must promptly slap the fellow high fiver on the buttocks thus providing the Anal return.
by lukaduka September 25, 2006
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Kick Return

Used in football to describe running the football back after getting it kicked to you; But used in the Bothell area as Returning 'Kicks' also known as shoes, either for bad sizes, or just back kicks.
Obama: Sorry I am late.
McCain: Where were you?
Obama: Had to make a kick return.
McCain: I got a new suit and tie.
Obama: I got some F.N.K.'s!
by Ryin82 December 15, 2008
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Rip & Return

The act of "renting" a DVD from a rental machine, ripping it and returning it to the vending machine within the period when you are not charged for rental.
What did you do last night? Not much, I did a rip & return on the new Batman movie.
by MrPudding January 21, 2009
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walmart return specialists

A person who steals items from Walmart then returns items to get gift cards to sell for drugs useally.
Jake does not like to be called a theif or a booster so he has a more professional sounding title, Walmart return specialists.
by jayram1408 August 22, 2020
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Inadvertent Return

When your partner vomits semen on you immediately post fellatio. This inadvertent return of semen is usually caused by the taste of the seminal fluid, the receiving partner having mental block to swallowing or the giving partner hitting a gag reflex.
I had to change clothes after Sally had an inadvertent return after I came in her mouth. She puked all over my stomach and lap.
by Jimmy2Shits March 31, 2022
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Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.
dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022
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