Retardical

When a retiree has nothing better to do but try to use a big word like rhetorical and fucks it up.

This dude asked a question requiring an answer but said it was rhetorical. It’s a retardical question.

by Antcat-63 September 17, 2022

Retardated

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.

the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements

by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022

Retardican

A nasty person who will support trump blindly, will likely abuse a female, and hates people who are different without even listening to reason

That retardican tried shooting me because I said that women deserve respect

by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

Retardation

A slowing of mental decline in aging cosmologists and theory crafters with phd's.

Due to the physics of the Universe. Thankfully Retardation saved us from the Idiots who thought space was expanding. Retardation slowed the mental decline and headed back toward equilibrium.

by Uni - The Greatest Mtfer EVer July 14, 2023

anal retardation

Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"

She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!

by Perakee April 18, 2016

Six Degrees of Retardation

When you start rattling off reasons on why you remember some celebrity/person while trying to remember their name but never iterate theirs or anyone else’s name.

"Do you remember that one person who married that chick who played the wife in that one TV show about the people whose father was arrested for something and they owned a housing company. I think that one kid who looks like the kid from that Facebook movie but isn't him is in that TV show also."

"Bro you just had six degrees of retardation come spewing out of your mouth"

by Kraizk April 16, 2013

retardational

More than just retarded,the escence of retardation.

Man did you see that new movie?It was simply RETARDATIONAL!!!!!I felt like puking!!!!Seriously,where is hollywood headed???

by ACkiddo February 1, 2008