Religious Nut

Any person who has an irrational, deep-seated belief in God. Also known as a religious fanatic, they belittle the intelligent and reasonable person who tries to make them come to their senses:
God doesn't want you to enter a certain occupation. (What do they know?)
Doctors act like Gods. (Oh, puuulllleeeesse! Letting a child die of a curable illness or injury is not God's will, it's child abuse. Jail the poor kid's so-called parents, okay?)

Religious nuts frequently watch religious shows, and even donate their Social Security checks to the filthy rich televangelists who only worship the Almighty Dollar. They also attend church daily if they could, decorate their homes with religious symbols, only read the Bible, fill their kids' heads with lies about God and the world, call nonbelievers and anyone who tries to talk sense into them sinners, make more babies than they could afford, and say that God brought Donald Trump into the White House.

Religious nuts are hypocrites of the highest order. Some well-known religious nuts include crazy Margaret White from Carrie, the kids' vicious rich bitch grandmother from Flowers in the Attic, the Duggar family from 19 Kids and Counting, and myriad Trump supporters.

Religious Nut: "You want to go away to college, you little heathen? They will take you away from God. You will live in sin. You will go to Hell!"

Normal Person: "Oh, won't you just shut the hell up? If there is a God, He would give you free will."

by The Real Canadian April 1, 2017

bad religion

Punk Rock's most important band. One of a few punk bands to sign to a major label and maintain both credability and integrity. Most known for their biting yet truthful political and social commentary. My favorite band of all time, and definately the best concert I have ever been to.

Go listen to the records.

by Todd Mullen January 11, 2005

religion

1)Devotion to and observance of ANY metaphysical belief system

2)serious commitment to something besides metaphysics -- NOTE: religion does not include just Christianity, yet so many people take the subject too personally and too many above posts seem to refer directly (and usually vehemently) to Christianity...makes you think about so-called "free thinkers" who think they're so smart yet seem to be unable to provide correct and objective definitions of "religion".

Confused individuals use religion for suppression and bigotry.

he doesn't believe in God; science is his religion.

Jesus loves you...admit it.

by Jellibene October 14, 2003

Religo

A hard core christian.

Omg you sounded like a religo!

by This Is Me112 December 21, 2008

Religirays

Streams of anti-science that appear to radiate from religious entities effectively destabilizing the base of all logic and understanding sometimes resulting in failure of hardware, reasoning, discourse and thought.

Yo mang! My iphone just stoped werkin yo.

Mang, it's dem religirays , you gotta step away from the Scientolology church yo.

by Poodle1 April 25, 2010

Religious Cunt

An overly religious teenage woman in the internet who enjoys tweeting and posting bible verses or quotes about God, but in reality that woman is actually a slut.

P1: "She loves God as much as she loves dicks."

P2: "Yeah, she's pretty much a religious cunt."

by raepmemoar February 23, 2017

relisa

Relisa is either wildly naive or dangerously intelligent girl. She’s capable to do so many beautiful things even with or without a man. Beautiful in every way and she’s the type of woman every man would marry.

you dont just “catch” relisa just like that , you’re just lucky because she let you

by hvppykitty February 19, 2019