Release the crappen

You one thrust a girl so hard in the ass, when you pull out she shits all over you. Before you pull out, you must yell "RELEASE THE CRAPPEN!"

"Dude, I totally released the crappen on tianna last night"

"My boyfriend totally yelled Release the crappen last night and I shit all over him.."

by The thruster. August 21, 2011

a sweet release

A slow moving camel passing through a chasm of afternoon delights (sky rockets in flight), shining, glimmering nuggets of pasturised milk dipped in a sweet and creamy turnip and caramelised onion potato salsa resting on a bed of jeremy Oscar winner base of buttery biscuit salmon time.
This chasm of mysterious shimmering wilderbeast wonder can be located approximately 5 minutes north west of you front door (from the inside of a packet of pickled onion space invaders)

Yep.

You have found a sweet release whence you have experienced a mysterious brownpod like capsule emerging from your southern hemisphere

by Chief inspector, Rimmer November 26, 2013

Release The Kraken!

A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."

"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"

by RedZebra November 29, 2010

Releasing the Badger

1.) The escape of one's own odor from the rear.

2.) The art of releasing gaseous fumes from the body strategically so mortal enemies unknowingly walk through them.

Jackie: Nikki I have been releasing the badger all over the store.

by Baby Badger March 27, 2010

time release phailure

Over time you begin to get bored of the thing you are currently working on and begin to think that "you phail".

Through much thought she was suddenly overcome with "time release phailure" on her story she was currently writing, lost inspiration, and gave up.

by ariereP kciN January 4, 2009

Chemical Release

Origin: Australian Military. A term used when someone has released a particularly toxic fart

Digger 1: We have just obtained chemical release!

Digger 2: So I noticed.

by Gallogael March 23, 2009

grease release

defecation

-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper

damn, out of time and i've dunged a grease release!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009