Abstract Release

AN abstract release is when, as you climax, you wave your penis or "brush" around wildly to create abstract art. It is only considered an Abstract Release if the image left behind provokes thought and critical thinking, i.e. post-nut clarity.
Guy 1: I did my first Abstract Release on Jenna last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her clean it up too?
Guy 1: No, I told her it's going to be immortalized on her forever.
by WetCheetoe September 29, 2020
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work release

A system where prisoners work to get paid while serving their sentences.
When Patrick was in prison,he worked at Prospect Hill Cemetery for work release.
by JMC70 October 21, 2017
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released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.
Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.
by Brochacho6 April 01, 2015
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Compassionate release

When your significant other is unable to perform sexually but still thinks of you. She takes care of your sexual build up.
My girlfriend is having her period, but since is so apothinary she gave me a blow job for a compassionate release.
by detIinv785 March 08, 2020
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Seasonal release

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.
Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.
by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021
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Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk
As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.
by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022
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releasing the dragon

The art of taking a shit that is so long it feels like a dragons neck is peeking out of your anus and it comes out so fast you can feel the burn of it coming out
Man 1:hey why ya walking weird?
Man2:Dude I was releasing the dragon last night and it hurt so fucking bad
Man 3:Did someone say “release the dragon”?
by Scaryboi March 12, 2020
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