release the plummet

Taking a shit that comes out hard and fast.

While pooping she exclaimed "release the plummet".

by Cornbang March 23, 2016

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release dat

When you're too impatient for the release you don't even finish

Vikings season 4 release dat

by Kinn Notap January 28, 2016

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releasing the dragon

The art of taking a shit that is so long it feels like a dragons neck is peeking out of your anus and it comes out so fast you can feel the burn of it coming out

Man 1:hey why ya walking weird?
Man2:Dude I was releasing the dragon last night and it hurt so fucking bad
Man 3:Did someone say “release the dragon”?

by Scaryboi March 12, 2020

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Rusty Release

When a man with a Rusty Eggplant cums, and the process of cumming hurts and barley can come out.

That old guy has one Rusty Release.

by MemeMaster64 October 5, 2018

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AN abstract release is when, as you climax, you wave your penis or "brush" around wildly to create abstract art. It is only considered an Abstract Release if the image left behind provokes thought and critical thinking, i.e. post-nut clarity.

Guy 1: I did my first Abstract Release on Jenna last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her clean it up too?
Guy 1: No, I told her it's going to be immortalized on her forever.

by WetCheetoe September 29, 2020

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Seasonal release

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.

Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

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