Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

catch and release

to catch feces in your hand and throw it away

Jon was too tired to get out of the shower to poop and his poop was too big to stomp down the drain so he pulled a "catch and release" and tossed it into the toilet.

by jo_rel May 18, 2014

Release The Brakes

When one relaxes their sphincter muscle to let a fart or some faeces out.

"Dude, I accidentally released the brakes during a math test and I made this huge fart!"
"Dude, yeah, I heard it!"

by Soiled Undergarment October 21, 2004

relevate

1. (v.) to relate then elevate
2. to dump

3. (n.,v.,adj.) can used in place of any other word

Go ahead and relevate on him!

by sunshine316 June 1, 2010

release the doves

to commence ejaculation (male)

Cathy was late for work and needed to get in the shower, so she demanded that I release the doves.

by hinder90 June 1, 2006

Relephant

A person who doesn't like it when the conversation goes off-topic.

John: Yesterday I went to the store and bought some milk, by the way don't you hate it when bread gets soggy sometimes?
Mary: Why do you go off-topic like that? What happened in the store?
John: Oh Mary, stop being a Relephant.

by Reeonz October 13, 2013

filthy release

The combination of ejaculation and taking a dump at the exact same time during a blumpkin.

After a few minutes, I realize I'm about to blow it out of both ends...there it was, my first filthy release. It nearly shot her across the room.

by Tellydude September 20, 2016