redonkulous

More than ridiculous. Beyond the parameters for which one would consider something to be silly, absurd or otherwise ridiculous.

We were out having a drink and saw this redonkulous drunk stumbling around, trying to pick up on the ladies.

That police officer was redonkulous for giving me a speeding ticket. I was only driving 40 in a 30!

by bquib June 1, 2007

redonk

n. Physics. the standard unit of redonkulous, or the risible behavior characterized by the jejunity of a man/or woman, equal to one's inability to perceive, or appreciate, their own redonkulous behavior.

the unhealthily high level of her redonk has prevented her from realizing that she has struck her head three times consecutively while attempting to sit in the driver's seat

by migueldecervantes December 24, 2008

Redding

A smallish city, vastly expanding, consisting mainly of caucasians. Those residing in Redding who aren't caucasian usually stay in groups of large numbers, since a large part of the white population are racist assholes. Residents are usually one form of white trash or rednecks, slutty whores or actual prostitutes. filled with tweekers, ignorant morons, and religious fanatics, this is a city that no one ever visits voluntarily, but once someone ends up in Redding they find it extrmely difficult to ever escape. A vast black hole of filled with shit, and very few intelligent persons.

"We traveled through the northernmost area in California until we came across a somewhat interesting looking place called Redding, little did we know it was actually a vast shithole filled with mornonic tweekers and slutty whores."

by Tarren it up! October 17, 2008

Redonkulous

1.The state of being outlandishly over-astonished by a sudden change of events that leaves the witness dumbfounded.

2. Beyond ridiculous.

Pete: "Dawg did you see that racoon slap that girls booty?"
Jake: "Man, that shits redonkulous"
Pete: "You know"

by D.C. MAN 1987 May 26, 2010

redzoner

Just another meaningless 'insult' for someone who is not a chav

SOME "REDZONER" FACTS:

1. Not all "redzoners" listen to Slipknot or KoRn and go to mosh pits.
2. "redzoners" are generally nice, up for a laugh and have a different style of music/fashion to most people.
3. "REDZONERS" DO NOT WANT TO "NIFE UP YO MUM"

this redzoner thing drives me insane. If I get called a dirty red or a redzoner ONE more time I am going to lose it.

by _Katie_ April 26, 2006

the Redden

the redden is the act of penetrating someones sphinkter until it goes 'red', resulting in a deep rectal brusing, making life hard, especially after indian cuisine

Gary Brinkworth just copped a massive redden last night, consequently he has shat himself all day

by matthew king June 10, 2004

Oral Reddenbacher

To get head from some chick while wearing a tub of popcorn over your junk.

Dude, that slut gave me Oral Reddenbacher while watching Finding Nemo.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 28, 2004